PLAYERS
Nader Abdallah....Nay-dur Ab-dallah
Alex Barrow....Bar-oh
Todd Boeckman....Beck-mun
Chimdi Chekwa....Chim-dee Cheek-wah
Jim Cordle....Cord-ul
Mike D'Andrea....DEE-and-ree-uh
Doug Datish....Dat-ish
Marcel Frost....Mar-CELL
Vernon Gholston....Goal-stun
Ted Ginn Jr.....Ginn (hard G)
James Laurinaitis....Lore-in-eye-tis
Dimitrios Makridis....Dee-me-tree-us Muh-cree-diss
Aaron Pettrey....Pet-tree
Ryan Pretorius....Pre-tore-ee-us
Brian Robiskie....Rowe-bis-key
Rob Schoenhoft....Show-in-haw-fft
A.J. Trapasso....Truh-pass-oh
Justin Zwick...rhymes with Quick

COACHES
Jim Bollman....BOWL-mun
Luke Fickell....Fickle
Jim Heacock....HAY-cock
Darrell Hazell....HAZE-ull